Master of the dark side, but not of the paperwork...

When I signed up for this job, I was down with all the dark side had to offer. Let's face it. I rock a black cape. My Force choke brings all the boys to the yard. I can lead a purge and party like it's 1999 all over again.

One thing I can't do and will never be able to manage is paperwork.


Somehow, my being a Dark Lord means I'm a glorified paper pusher...now I know when I signed up as apprentice, I'd be dealing with everything good ol' Palps didn't want, but this is ridiculous. I went to JEDI SCHOOL. How the kriff am I supposed to ace at mathematics? I'm sorry, but a few simple equations to help my TIE streak across deep space is all I know. Death Star budget cuts? Tax restrictions? What's that?!


They say sanity is the first thing to go. I can understand that now.

-DV