Mood: So Angry I don't even wish to discuss it...
Music: Nocturne in E-flat major - Chopin
You can't always get what you want...but if you try sometimes, you might find, you get what you need.
Or, so say the Rolling Stones.
Today my master placed me in a reflective Anger Management seminar. Not anger management to take away one's anger, mind you, but to manage the emotion to get the best results. Pure anger is what I'm striving for here...
So, how come they made me write a blasted poem?! On my "feelings?!"
Here's the result of their little shindig:
Don't ask me how I feel - by Darth Vader
Cold. Menacing...
power lying dormant.
A sleeping dragon.
For now.
I can wait until *he* surfaces...
That wretched scum...out in the wastelands of Tatooine, no doubt.
Lying in wait, goading and taunting me...
Bastard.
KENOBI!!!
You tell me you're my brother...
would my brother shack up with my wife?
Steal my children and turn them against their father?!
Leave me to anguish, and take my weapon to shame me?
Colder. Heartless now...
The dragon comes to the surface.
Rebel Scum.
I'll kill you one by one, until *he* surfaces.
I'll watch with excitement as you gasp for breath
and relish in my new power...
Won't be long now.
KENOBI!!!
I will have my revenge.
Mark my words...
A poem for @Obis_Wand, my "favorite fiend" ;)
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Thanks, man. I'm feelin' the love.
ReplyDeleteP.S. never had a thing with Padme. As if I'd go straight for a woman who wears such ridiculous clothes. Be real.
P.P.S. Chaz the Vegetarian Krayt Dragon says hello and blows you a kiss!
P.P.S.S. I mean it. If I find out you had something to do with the house eating Kiti I'll have to kill you for real this time.
P.P.P.S.S Anger Management Seminars? Really? *smirks*